Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, or SMC, is a neuro-degenerative disease caused by your cellular telephone. StopSMC.org is a place where you can keep up to date with SMC and cell phone related news, learn about the the most effective treatments for SMC, and share your stories with other sufferers. You are not alone!
Together, we can STOPSMC.org for good!
Dr. Mark Marmalard, licensed physician, is leading the crusade to stop SMC. He and fellow men of science are currently testing a number of remedies on laboratory animals. Results are positive, with Marmalard noting, "I am not one to jump to conclusions, but what I reveal in the coming weeks will squash SMC for good. Please don't quote me on that."
Things to Avoid…
According to SMC sufferers, there are a few simple habits one can adopt that will ease pain, slow the progress of SMC, and lead to a better quality of life…
If you must use a phone, try to limit your telephone time to just three minutes a day. Instances where using a phone is acceptable include emergencies, hurricanes, and robberies.
When in public spaces, you have a right to ask those around you to refrain from using their phones. SMC can afflict those in a user’s close proximity, just like second hand smoke.
Avoid Dr. Martin Cooper, the inventor of the cell phone.
Support...
"The onset of SMC is something that I take very
personally. We are going to stay the course, here.
We’re gonna stick with 'er."
-President George W. Bush
FACT: Since the arrival of the cellular telephone and onset of SMC in 1975, the number of maladies plaguing humanity has increased exponentially. The link is irrefutable.